Don't be a fool, keep your balls cool.
In the Summer it gets hot (unless it doesn't), and when it gets hot, your plumbs get as sweaty as a builder's cleft (unless they don't). Chronic Sweatsicles are no fun at all. Douse those flames with Testicool, the anti-perspirant deodorant for your gear.
CAUTION: using Testicool makes you manlier than a 1980'S Gilette commercial and guarantees you more of a fumble than 2 whole cans of Axe.